MPGSA - DDJs
| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Bricklayers Arms | Smith | for his Loony Tunes-esque underarm throw for a run out attempt lobbing the ball 10 feet over rohits head from 5 yards away. |
| Captain Scott | Hannaford | for refusing to wear the cap |
| Saturday 2s | Wibbs | Boundary catch avoidance |
| Hook & Southborough | Alex | Special "catching" and "WKing" |
| The Residents | Residents Umpire | Signalling a wide for one of Blockers straight deliveries hit back to him |
| HJM | Leon | Running to the pavilion wearing one pad one shouting don't lock up don't lock up |
| Richmond Nomads | Leon | The ridiculous arm brace |
| Merton | Hannaford | Going out to bat without any gloves |
| Crossbats | Kashif Rashid | Leaving as soon as he got out |
| Bricklayers Arms | truckfist | hilariously running himself out with 4 overs left to face... |
| Wandering Maniacs | Beedle | Absolutely diabolical fielding. Right shambles! |
| Christchurch | Rohit deshmukht | Possibly the worst cheese sandwiches ever seen |
| Richmond | Freddie | After burrowing in the hedges, returned with a manky old ball instead of the brand new one |
| Hyde Farmers | Biddington | Leaving a straight ball from Mark Smith |
| Lord Gnomes | Brook | Immediately prior to going out to bat, went to put his box in and realised his batting shorts were back to front |
| Christchurch | Toby Plemming | Smashing his knockdowns into picnicking teammates |
| Carnegie | Beedle | Beedle pipped Rohit after a recount. Dropped one at slip, took a liberal approach to field placing and bowled a quite deliberate moon ball to make the day last a little bit longer. |
| Kenley & Selsdon | Henry | very enthusiastic 5 over throws |
| Warborough & Shillingford | Ajay | halting the whole game in the second over for 5 minutes while he learnt how to tie his laces |
| Nepotists | McGurk | An eventful over, managed to drop their captain off his first ball and later missed two run out chances because he chose, inexplicably, to stand many metres away from the stumps |
| Agricola | Toby | Turned up late and played for oppo, couldn’t even bowl beedle out |
| Surrey Ovalites | Connor | Wearing a Beanie hat at first slip on the hottest day of the year |
| Gentlemen of West London | Bone | Didn’t bowl beedle and batted him at 11. Dick move. |
| Park Hill | Schofield | his attempt at stopping a cover drive by going down like a tree being felled, the ball hit the rope before he hit the fucking floor. |
| Barnes Common | Leon | for his deaf joke with the partially deaf Barnes Common scorer and wearing an extremely garish Hawaiian shirt |
| Dodgers | Seb | for not being able to count to 20 |
| Brook | Jarmola and Hogs | shouting advice across the pitch at each other for quite some time |
| Hook & Southborough | Bone | Penalty runs off the helmet and a golden duck |
| Chertsey | Oli P | Thigh pad worn outside of frousers |
| Crane | Soham | for dropping his dad off his own bowling |
| Reigate Priory Pilgrims | Phil | Misfielding his daughter’s bowling and it going for four |
| Tooting United CC | McGurk | Falling on his arse when running between the wickets and getting run out |