Ross POLLECUTT

Affable, polite, friendly, public school boy Ross was brought in as a direct replacement for MPSGA old boy Jarmola….obviously only in terms of his batting ability not his pleasant demeanour!

Strangely Ross’ clean cut image, silver spoon accent and cricketing pedigree hide a difficult family secret….a little research reveals that Ross is actually from Cajun stock, his Franco-American family fled to the UK to hide a secret scandal.

Facts are not clear but an incident with a halibut and a bottle of baby oil hit the papers in the Deep South. No one knows the full details but Ross’ nickname ‘FISHBOY’ (or Poisson,Garçon to our Cajun friends) hints at the hidden shame of the Polecat family!