| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Captain Scott Invitational XI | Wibbers | Breaking the CRY Cup also running himself out |
| Malden Wanderers | Seb | Asking if New Malden were flying the flag of Iran |
| Hyde Farmers | Skuller | for fielding ineptitude |
| Elsted | AJ | Going to the wrong Elsted and paying £87 taxi fare to get to the right one |
| Kingstonian | Doug | for sledging a 13 year from the boundary for dropping a catch |
| Hampton Woodlawn | Smithy | for his very numerous wides. The yips are in full flow! |
| Sunday 2s | Brooksey | for the hat-trick golden duck dismissal |