| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Elsted | AJ | Going to the wrong Elsted and paying £87 taxi fare to get to the right one |
| Kingstonian | Doug | for sledging a 13 year from the boundary for dropping a catch |
| Hampton Woodlawn | Smithy | for his very numerous wides. The yips are in full flow! |
| Sunday 2s | Brooksey | for the hat-trick golden duck dismissal |