| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Graces | Gus | Lame throw from fine leg, bouncing 3 times in the first 2 meters |
| Residents | Brook | Forgetting to tell the team to put the covers on |
| Rising Stars | The ptich | |
| Captain Scott Invitational XI | Ifan | fall of their third wicket shouting that’s the game |
| Ploughmans | Hogarth | Not being able to find the ball after a good fielding stop |
| Barnes Common | JJ | Barnes took a gentle single with the batsmen easily making their ground (and by easily, I mean they’ve sat down, made a cuppa and finished the crossword). The gentle return throw came in from mid-on and JJ inexplicably caught the ball and made a diving leap to take the bails off the stumps, sending the team into hysterics and comfortably winning DDJ |
| Long Ditton | Caspar | Forgetting his whites |
| Surrey Blues | Hogarth | having a fit kicking stumps over after a 4 overthrow on his bowling |
| Hyde Farmers | Skuller | Odd batting commentary |
| Nepotists | Brook | choosing to bat at the toss |
| Wandering Maniacs | JJ | calling Cameron Callum all day |
| Richmond | Ajay | for dancing an Irish jig on the spot with his arms 5 foot apart trying to take one off his own bowling |
| Barnes Common | Hannaford | batting for his average |
| I Dont Like Cricket Club | Hannaford | Girl guides comment |
| Hampton Woodlawn | JJ | Not walking when out (it wasn't out) |
| Sunday 2s | Hogarth | Dropping Soham and then lobbing a pish throw for a run out |
| Sunday XI | Gus | For not walking |
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