| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Residents | Hoggy | Spectacularly bad fielding and an awful drop |
| Barnes Common | Hoggy | Kicking the ball from fine leg to cow |
| Captain Scott Invitational XI | JJ | |
| Concorde | PEC | Fartery, making the whole team late, wanting to play tip and run and all other kinds of dickishness |
| Long Ditton | Hoggy | for some bad language |
| Sunday 2s | Pecker | A multitude of sins, classic 3v |
| Elsted | Hannaford | wearing his mask |
| Lord Gnomes | Ross | Fielding rope debacle |
| Thames Ditton | Hannaford | Having a go at an old man for taking his seat |
| Ploughmans | Brook | Ridiculous zinc application, also losing the toss and promising manish a lift that was never going to happen |
| Roehampton | Hoagy | for shouting ‘can you walk round the pitch please’ to two of the oppo who had just retrieved a boundary ball! Both in full whites! |
| Surrey Blues | Eamon | Hurting his knee and making Cameron field in jeans and barefoot |
| Hyde Farmers | Brooky | bringing himself on for the 14 year old bat |
| Nepotists | Foxy | Going crazy at the umpire for turning down the lbw with his first ball for Putney, which would have given us the win |
| Wandering Maniacs | Wibbers | For not recognising Az after sharing a 160 run partnership with him a few weeks earlier |
| Ploughmans | Gus | Pre-match chunder |
| Merton | Aadil | Multiple of crimes, worst was asking which end to shine the ball |
| Barnes Common | Ross | Leaving a straight one |
| Hampton Woodlawn | Rhys | shambolic (but funny) missed run out cock up |
| Richmond | Wibbers | Triggering Greg |
| Old Rutlishians | Hogarth | bowling when the non striker was half way to the boundary doing his laces |
| Chudley Ales | Hannaford | Batsmen send-offs |
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