Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
---|---|---|
Graces | Hannaford | Hannaford for promising to open up by eleven, forgetting his keys, having to go back for them, and finally opening up at ten to 12 |
Barnes Common | Ed | Saying that conditions will improve 2nd half. They did not |
Residents | Tamal | for being too injured to umpire but fit enough to bat |
Captain Scott Invitational XI | Brook | A terrible premature dive |
Little Islanders | Doug | Watch for spin |
Exeter UOB | Andy from EOB | for bowling Beamer |
Malden Wanderers | Brook | for inability to teather his dog to a post for an hour an a half |
Elsted | Brook | Dereliction of duty debacle at the stumps for a run out |
Lord Gnomes | hogarth | dropped a goober |
Sunday 2s | Putney Commitee | Thinking we can play with Sports Direct £5 balls |
Ploughmans | Adam | Lots of nominations, but mainly for defecting and getting Jonny Bairstowed |
Roehampton | Robbie | for questioning the bowlers’ names and arguing with the skipper that they were wrong |
Wandering Maniacs | Hogarth | Dropped the bat on 20 who made 110 |
Hyde Farmers | Neil | Full length dive to save a run out when noone was even trying |
Nepotists | Crem | for passionately arguing about an LBW with the umpire when they needed 1 to win with 8 wickets left |
Fulham Compton | Hoggles | Taking a one handed catch too nonchalantly |
Richmond | George William Sales | Checking himself out in the mirror while doing awards in the bar |
Sutton | Doug | Forgetting footwear |
Roehampton | Nic | Recalling a newb only to bowl him the next ball |
Concorde | Hoggles | Signalling a leg bye for the umpire |
Tabard Pilgrim | Fishboy | Possiby claiming drop of the season already, and for going to Calowies fully changed at the break, when opening the batting |
DDJs Man of the Matches TMPSGAFKACMSTBMOTDs Thanks for Comings