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Dick Du Jours

Opposition Dick Du Jour Reason
Graces Hannaford Hannaford for promising to open up by eleven, forgetting his keys, having to go back for them, and finally opening up at ten to 12
Barnes Common Ed Saying that conditions will improve 2nd half. They did not
Residents Tamal for being too injured to umpire but fit enough to bat
Captain Scott Invitational XI Brook A terrible premature dive
Little Islanders Doug Watch for spin
Exeter UOB Andy from EOB for bowling Beamer
Malden Wanderers Brook for inability to teather his dog to a post for an hour an a half
Elsted Brook Dereliction of duty debacle at the stumps for a run out
Lord Gnomes hogarth dropped a goober
Sunday 2s Putney Commitee Thinking we can play with Sports Direct £5 balls
Ploughmans Adam Lots of nominations, but mainly for defecting and getting Jonny Bairstowed
Roehampton Robbie for questioning the bowlers’ names and arguing with the skipper that they were wrong
Wandering Maniacs Hogarth Dropped the bat on 20 who made 110
Hyde Farmers Neil Full length dive to save a run out when noone was even trying
Nepotists Crem for passionately arguing about an LBW with the umpire when they needed 1 to win with 8 wickets left
Fulham Compton Hoggles Taking a one handed catch too nonchalantly
Richmond George William Sales Checking himself out in the mirror while doing awards in the bar
Sutton Doug Forgetting footwear
Roehampton Nic Recalling a newb only to bowl him the next ball
Concorde Hoggles Signalling a leg bye for the umpire
Tabard Pilgrim Fishboy Possiby claiming drop of the season already, and for going to Calowies fully changed at the break, when opening the batting

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