| Opposition | Dick Du Jour | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Fulham Compton | Hoggles | Taking a one handed catch too nonchalantly |
| Richmond | George William Sales | Checking himself out in the mirror while doing awards in the bar |
| Sutton | Doug | Forgetting footwear |
| Roehampton | Nic | Recalling a newb only to bowl him the next ball |
| Concorde | Hoggles | Signalling a leg bye for the umpire |
| Tabard Pilgrim | Fishboy | Possiby claiming drop of the season already, and for going to Calowies fully changed at the break, when opening the batting |
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